Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
You are a genius and a whore.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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