Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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