so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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