so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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