I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Sober January is a disaster.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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