How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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