I bet he comes in French.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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