Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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