So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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