The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I have fence marks all over my body
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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