Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We talked him into tasing himself.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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