Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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