Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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