are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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