hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Randomize
