the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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