try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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