It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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