he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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