I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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