No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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