She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
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