So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Randomize