He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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