did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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