nut hugger
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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