Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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