When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
