whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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