I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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