He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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