I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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