You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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