Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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