Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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