They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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