i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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