Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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