So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
it glows. i had to have it.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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