question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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