Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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