Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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