I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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