Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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