All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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