Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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