he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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