love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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