have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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