Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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