Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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