Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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