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Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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