Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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